October 2011
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Happy Halloween, tumblr!
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Stereotyped.
Dining Hall Lady: I like your hat. Where did you get it?
Me: Oh thanks. Spencer's. (:
(looks at me for a second)
Lady: Oh, that makes sense. I bet you shop there a lot.
Me: Erm, yea.
(I walk away and realized that I had just been stereotyped)
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So awesome (:
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neThank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE
If you wish to self terminate by electric...
– Zeromancer
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this is a rant;;
about being fat.
Sometimes I just don’t think I’m supposed to be skinny. And I try so hard to keep in shape! I’ve been on a diet multiple times, and every time I lose weight. But, it all seems to come back.
Now I’m in college, and I walk. Every damn day, I walk. I’m also not eating as much as when I was at home. I’m eating a balanced breakfast and a balanced...
Bold what applies to you
I am a male.
I am a girl
I am shorter than 5’4.
I think I’m ugly.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo.
I am self-consious about my body.
I’ve have/had braces.
I wear glasses/contacts.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I’ve been...
I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.
Roomie Fun
Me: You weren't lying when you said you shed.
Nyohmi: Yea, I know.
Me: It's almost like we have a carpet.
Nyohmi: I'll clean that up later.
Me: No, it's cool. Because now I can wear socks and not slip.
Nyohmi: What are you saying?!
Me: Your hair gives me traction.
Nyohmi: Are you saying my hair-
Me: Gives me traction.
(Nyohmi gives a startled expression)
Nyohmi: I want to kick you in the head!
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Hahah
Mom: Honey, I need you to do the dishes, clean the house, and water the garden while I'm gone.
Dad: Ok!
Son: Dad, why whenever mom leaves do you do everything she says?
Dad: well when you were born, I told your mother I would do anything fo her if I got to name you.
Son: Was it worth it daddy?
Dad: Of course it was Goku!
I'm pretty sure that no matter how long I go...
priestyweisty:
my heart will always belong to that game.
It’s gross how much I love it.
daannniix:
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would you look at that. i fucked up again. who woulda thought? fml.
259am:
I wish I can post things about how exciting my life is but all I do is sleep, eat, and have sex.
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“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books - don’t fuck them.”
John Waters
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I hate it when someone says “im gonna kill you” and you say “Go the fuck ahead!”...
– (via legatolife)
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my silly obsessions
Gerard Way = So fucking adorable. [:
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