October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Happy Halloween, tumblr!
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 28th
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Stereotyped.
Dining Hall Lady: I like your hat. Where did you get it?
Me: Oh thanks. Spencer's. (:
(looks at me for a second)
Lady: Oh, that makes sense. I bet you shop there a lot.
Me: Erm, yea.
(I walk away and realized that I had just been stereotyped)
Oct 28th
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WatchWatch
So awesome (:
Oct 27th
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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“neThank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE If you wish to self terminate by electric...”
– Zeromancer
Oct 20th
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this is a rant;;
about being fat. Sometimes I just don’t think I’m supposed to be skinny. And I try so hard to keep in shape! I’ve been on a diet multiple times, and every time I lose weight. But, it all seems to come back. Now I’m in college, and I walk. Every damn day, I walk. I’m also not eating as much as when I was at home. I’m eating a balanced breakfast and a balanced...
Oct 20th
Oct 20th
Bold what applies to you
I am a male. I am a girl I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly. I have many scars. I tan easily.  I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I want a tattoo. I am self-consious about my body. I’ve have/had braces. I wear glasses/contacts. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I’ve been...
Oct 20th
I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.
Oct 20th
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Roomie Fun
Me: You weren't lying when you said you shed.
Nyohmi: Yea, I know.
Me: It's almost like we have a carpet.
Nyohmi: I'll clean that up later.
Me: No, it's cool. Because now I can wear socks and not slip.
Nyohmi: What are you saying?!
Me: Your hair gives me traction.
Nyohmi: Are you saying my hair-
Me: Gives me traction.
(Nyohmi gives a startled expression)
Nyohmi: I want to kick you in the head!
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
Oct 19th
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Hahah
Mom: Honey, I need you to do the dishes, clean the house, and water the garden while I'm gone.
Dad: Ok!
Son: Dad, why whenever mom leaves do you do everything she says?
Dad: well when you were born, I told your mother I would do anything fo her if I got to name you.
Son: Was it worth it daddy?
Dad: Of course it was Goku!
Oct 19th
I'm pretty sure that no matter how long I go...
priestyweisty: my heart will always belong to that game. It’s gross how much I love it.
Oct 19th
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daannniix:
Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 13th
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would you look at that. i fucked up again. who woulda thought? fml.
Oct 13th
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Oct 12th
259am: I wish I can post things about how exciting my life is but all I do is sleep, eat, and have sex.
Oct 12th
Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books - don’t fuck them.” John Waters
Oct 10th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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“I hate it when someone says “im gonna kill you” and you say “Go the fuck ahead!”...”
– (via legatolife)
Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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my silly obsessions
Gerard Way = So fucking adorable. [:
Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th