me: okay so what do you want to do today
celebrity: I would like to call the police but I'm currently handcuffed to your bed
enema0f-the: Take me in the bathroom T a k e m y c l o t h e s o f f Make love to me up against a dirty wall
p.s. we got dicks like jesus
;;i've just learned how to make gifs, && i can't...
my bff, d00d.